What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Are women as visual as men are?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Has anyone been tricked into having sex with a shemale? How was the experience?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How often do you watch the news on TV?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Boulder County resident exposed Flatiron Flyer passengers to measles - The Denver Post

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger